The Gummi-Bear Poem

One day I found a gummi-bear up my nose
All compacted and squishy -- well:
That's the way it goes

At first I thought it was a lump of snot
But snot that hard usually has a crust
When you pull it from your nose

I investigated the stuff scientifically, I found:
It squished snottily between my fingers
It squashed snottily between my toes

It was only when I licked it
That I realized it was another gummi-bear
That had got stuck, too long, up my nose

I don't know how it got there
I don't know whence it came
My sister says "it's gross".

But in actual fact, it was yummy.