One day I found a gummi-bear up my nose
All compacted and squishy -- well:
That's the way it goes
At first I thought it was a lump of snot
But snot that hard usually has a crust
When you pull it from your nose
I investigated the stuff scientifically, I found:
It squished snottily between my fingers
It squashed snottily between my toes
It was only when I licked it
That I realized it was another gummi-bear
That had got stuck, too long, up my nose
I don't know how it got there
I don't know whence it came
My sister says "it's gross".
But in actual fact, it was yummy.